Need some stamps

Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon May 09, 2016 9:58 pm

A woman decides she’s going to mail her Christmas cards, but she doesn’t have enough stamps. She goes to the local post office and heads inside to wait in line for her turn. When it’s her turn to head to the counter, she informs the postal service man she’d like some stamps so she can mail her cards. “What denomination?” the postal service man asks the woman. “Oh good heavens! What has the world come to these days?” she says in outrage. When the postal service man looks at her funny she says, “I’ll take 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist stamps.”
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:19 am

Tough crowd here.
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Little Texan » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:36 pm

What crowd? This place is pretty much empty most of the time.
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:41 pm

Hi LT, I was beginning to thing no one was even looking at these forums out here, just the Lounge.
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Zahzoo » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:59 am

It may be somewhat empty... but it's here. It's free to all members. Open every damn day with a Welcome mat at the door...

No drama, no site wars, always gluten free. Our membership is generally smarter and better looking than most other sites...

Invite your friends... like our Facebook page... Bring in 5 new, active members and I'll name a Forum after you!
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Little Texan » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:12 pm

Zahzoo wrote:Open every damn day with a Welcome mat at the door...



True dat, and the owners don't disappear for long periods of time and forget to pay the hosting bill every month like other sites.
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:30 pm

A church sign:

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:30 pm

yuk yuk yuk har har har!
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Zahzoo » Sun Jul 10, 2016 7:45 am

Little Texan wrote:
Zahzoo wrote:Open every damn day with a Welcome mat at the door...



True dat, and the owners don't disappear for long periods of time and forget to pay the hosting bill every month like other sites.


Indeed... this site was created as a direct result of that exact situation.
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Re: Need some stamps

Postby Funkmonkey » Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:03 pm

I figured the Army had something to do with it too.
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